I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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