Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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