why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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