What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
