will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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