My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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