my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I could fuck to npr.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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