i permit you to call me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
