rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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