i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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