so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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