3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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