should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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