BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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