"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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