Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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