Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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