It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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