sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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