You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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