The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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