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We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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