There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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