she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
