I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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