Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so explain again why im purple
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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