Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
