Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Randomize
