3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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