Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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