I accidentally had phone sex last night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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