I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
