so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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