i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
