Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You made out with two different species that night
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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