i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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