it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She bit a glass in half.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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