Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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