What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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