He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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