what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The adults are the big ones right?
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