Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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