I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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