My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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