Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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