But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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