Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
