isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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