I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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