So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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