operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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