Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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