And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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