...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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