talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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