I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My feet surprised me
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